The Kingdom of Womble 876 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.236 billion Womble 876ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The very strong Womble 876ian economy, worth 554 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 54,170 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 227,924 per year while the poor average 8,354, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 876's national animal is the emu.

Womble 876 is ranked 253,003^rd in the world and 17,392^nd in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 1.8 flags saluted per person per day.